Yes, when I wear this dress I get called Minnie Mouse.
I bought it a few years ago for really cheap at Ross. Every time I wear it, I consider getting rid of it because it's made of some kind of stretchy mystery fabric. These days I lean more toward natural fibers. But there's something so fun and whimsical about the bright bold red and giant polka dots.
See how cultured and intelligent I am? There are Parisian things by me. And I'm reading poetry. Excuse me, I have to go make pastries or something.