I ran out of time to get a good shot here. The t-shirt is from Value Villiage, the dictionary is saying "Word!" and the Thesaurus is saying "Decree!" Most people at my work don't get the joke.
I've got a bit of a cold, so I went for recent favorite, this Goodwill owl shirt that says "Love Hoo you Are." I had to find it in the bottom drawer of Tori's dresser first, though.