|Concert tee, Macy's skirt, Target sandals|
I went to go have lunch with Joe while wearing this outfit. About half an hour in, he gave me a strange look and asked "Are you wearing two watches?" I confirmed that I was, knowing it was kind of a silly thing to do but standing behind my choice of accessories. He looked at me for a few seconds, then told me I was weird. To which I responded, "Well, you married me!"
So I win.